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Lifetime Guarantee


Not happy with your purchase? No problem.  Return your item(s) anytime from now until the end of time for a full 100% refund.

If you're not satisfied with your purchase for any reason whatsoever, just send your item back to us and we'll issue you a full 100% refund. It can be new, used, or even broken. It doesn't matter to us. Just send it back (or what's left of it) and we'll give you a full refund. Plus, we'll even pay for the return shipping.

Want a replacement instead? Then return your item and we'll send you a replacement for no extra cost. If the product is no longer available in our store, then you can get a refund or an item of equal value instead.

What's The Catch?

There's no catch. 

There are no hidden costs, no shipping/restocking fees, no B.S.

There's no "requirement" to qualify for a refund/return/replacement either.

Our guarantee is unconditional: If you're not happy with your purchase for any reason whatsoever, we've got you covered.

Why So Generous?

Well, first off, it's because we're awesome (obviously).

But besides that, it's just smart business. 

Look at it this way: If we offer a generous guarantee, then we get rid of any potential barriers to purchase that may be stopping you. In other words, you'll have nothing to lose because we take all the risk off your shoulders and put it on ours instead. And, because of this, you'll be more inclined to purchase from us.

Plus, the REAL money is in the repeat business. So we're committed to giving you quality products with outstanding customer service to ensure that you come back for more. 

It's as simple as that!