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Our INSANE Money-Back Guarantee:
"Try this lazy gooseneck out for 1 full year, and if you're not completely satisfied with it for any reason whatsoever, then send it back to us and we'll give you a full 100% refund (including the entire shipping cost). Plus, we'll even pay for the return shipping, too. Seriously. There ain't a crazier guarantee than that... we guarantee it!"
The Greatest Invention... Ever!
Have you ever wondered why you were born with arms? If you're like me, you've probably asked yourself, "What is the purpose of having arms if I need to use effort and energy to hold my electronic device up?"
Haven't you ever just wished there was some magical device that could hold your phone/tablet in place so that you can pursue your true calling in life instead? (And by true calling I mean laying in bed all day watching Netflix and YouTube videos.)
Well, have no fear, the Lazy Gooseneck is here. Compatible with any device that's between 3.5in and 10.5in wide/tall, this mount gives you true freedom and breaks you out from the limitations of only owning 2 arms.
Basically, this is the greatest invention to ever exist. More important than the printing press, more important than electricity, and more important than life itself.
This Lazy Gooseneck will change the way you live your life... it's a new paradigm shift, if you will. Think about it. You can now lay in bed, watch your favorite YouTube, AND eat a bag of chips... with BOTH hands. No need to hold the phone in one hand and only have one hand available to devour your favorite bag of chips. No, you can use both hands for full efficiency.
Now, you might be wondering, "What kind of monster eats a bag of chips in bed?" Well, a monster who owns a LAZY GOOSENECK does!
Plus, these also work perfect as gifts... or for using to smack someone in the head with! The uses are practically limitless! (Disclaimer: The uses are not actually limitless. Besides using it for holding your phone/tablet, there's not much use for it.)
So get yours today!
- Material: ABS Plastic
- Compatibility: Works with devices that are between 3.5in to 10.5in wide/tall (basically, it works with almost any modern phone or tablet)
- Can be positioned for whatever angle viewing you need
- 1 x Lazy Gooseneck Mount
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- Our shipping rates range from $3.95 - $9.97 (depending on product)
- You get a tracking # for every package
- All items are usually processed & shipped out within 1 - 5 business days
- Due to high demand, delivery can take anywhere from 1 - 4 weeks after your item(s) have been processed (we sometimes ship our best selling products directly from our overseas suppliers to keep up with the high demand)
Free 365-Day Returns
- If you're not satisfied with your purchase for any reason, you can return it within 365 days to get a full 100% refund
- The item does NOT have to be in perfect or unused condition
- All items are eligible for free returns
- We will never charge you for the return shipping
The Return Process
First, go to our contact form here.
Then, fill out the form with your name, e-mail, & order #... and just tell us which item you want a refund for (if possible, please tell us why you want a refund and what we can do to improve your shopping experience with us).
Once we've received your e-mail, we'll start the refund process and generate a pre-paid shipping label for you (which we'll send via e-mail).
After you've received the shipping label, all you gotta do is:
- Print the shipping label.
- Put your unwanted item(s) into an envelope (you can get them for free here from USPS.com) .
- Tape the shipping label to the envelope.
- Schedule a free pickup from USPS.com here.
- Leave your package out where the USPS delivery person can safely pick it up.
And that's it! You'll be refunded as soon as we receive your item(s).